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	<title>The Squirmtrap E-mails</title>
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		<title>Sulphino #6: Prayer Problems</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/sulphino-6-prayer-problems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/?p=93</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Prayer Problems
My Dear Sulphino,
It is as I feared. The Enemy, it would seem, has allowed the pathetic whimpering of your patient to influence Him to act on her behalf.
Twice&#8211;twice!&#8211;this week, your attempts to incite her to contact her unhappily married friend Lance for consolation were thwarted. And it’s no good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=93&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #6: Theology E-List</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/bitternell-6-theology-e-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/?p=86</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Theology E-List
My Dear Bitternell,
I gather you are distressed because your patient has joined an online theological discussion group. You fear, perhaps, that his participation will foster a sense of community with other servants of the Enemy as well as providing him with indoctrination in the Enemy’s cause&#8212;spiritual nourishment, I believe [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=86&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #5 &amp; 6: Angry Husband</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/sulphino-5-6-angry-husband/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/?p=82</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Re: Angry Husband
My Dear Sulphino,
Wonderful news, indeed! So your patient’s husband lost his temper (what delicate phrases the human fools invent to make their offenses against the Enemy seem more innocuous), said some rather unpleasant things to his wife, and left the house in a huff. It’s just the sort [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=82&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #5: A Day with the Zealot</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/bitternell-5-a-day-with-the-zealot/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/bitternell-5-a-day-with-the-zealot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org
cc: “Lucifer” Lucifer@wormneverdiesorg
Subject: A Day with the Zealot
My Dear Bitternell,
No doubt you are uncomfortably aware that this week won&#8217;t be remembered as one of your finest. Is it really possible that you not only allowed your patient to get a day off work (which means one day less of influence by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=71&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #4: Patient&#8217;s New Spiritual Advisor</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/sulphino-4-patients-new-spiritual-advisor/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/sulphino-4-patients-new-spiritual-advisor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Patient’s New Spiritual Advisor
My Dear Sulphino,
Interesting. Very interesting, indeed. Your patient has found a friend from church who is willing to offer sympathy, encouragement, and advice about your patient’s marital woes&#8212;and has promised to pray about her situation. Pardon me if I don’t share your concern.
I realize that, as higher [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=63&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #4: Church Attendance</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/18/bitternell-4-church-attendance/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/18/bitternell-4-church-attendance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squirmtrap</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Church Attendance
My Dear Bitternell,
Your patient’s “de-indoctrination” is proceeding nicely. As for his oversleeping and missing a biology exam…I am glad you were so amused by his distress, but I must say, your interfering with his alarm clock was somewhat pedestrian. Remember that if this sort of thing happens often, it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=58&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #3: Marital Conflicts</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/sulphino-3-marital-conflicts/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/sulphino-3-marital-conflicts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Re: Marital Conflicts
My Dear Sulphino,
That was quite a row between your patient and her husband. Delightful! It was so spectacular, in fact, that I’m afraid it momentarily distracted Glimewad from his duties with the neighbor across street. Fortunately, that particular neighbor is given to spying and eavesdropping and was enjoying [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=52&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #3: Philosophical Discussion</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/bitternell-3-philosophical-discussion/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/bitternell-3-philosophical-discussion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squirmtrap</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/?p=48</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Re: Philosophical Discussion
My Dear Bitternell,
Your last correspondence was gratifying. I am delighted to learn that not only does your patient now have a job as Dr. Snyder’s assistant that will keep him quite busy, but that the professor has shown an interest in un-indoctrinating his young helper.
It is fortunate that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=48&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #2: Poetry</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/sulphino-2-poetry/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/sulphino-2-poetry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Poetry
My Dear Sulphino,
So your patient has taken up poetry. You inquired as to whether this interest should be encouraged or not. It depends, my dear cousin, it depends.
On one hand, activities and pursuits that inspire your patient to observe more carefully and appreciate the world around her are usually to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=41&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #2: Busy Schedule</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/bitternell-2-busy-schedule/</link>
		<comments>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/bitternell-2-busy-schedule/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org
To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org
Subject: Re: Busy Schedule
My Dear Bitternell,
Regarding your last e-mail&#8230;yes, I am aware that my suggestion to keep your patient’s schedule full is precisely the opposite advice I gave you about a previous patient.
If you will remember, your former patient was given to fits of intense melancholy. It was my opinion that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&blog=5338711&post=38&subd=squirmtrap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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