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		<title>Sulphino #6: Prayer Problems</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/sulphino-6-prayer-problems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org Subject: Prayer Problems My Dear Sulphino, It is as I feared. The Enemy, it would seem, has allowed the pathetic whimpering of your patient to influence Him to act on her behalf. Twice&#8211;twice!&#8211;this week, your attempts to incite her to contact her unhappily married friend Lance for consolation were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=93&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #6: Theology E-List</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/bitternell-6-theology-e-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org Subject: Theology E-List My Dear Bitternell, I gather you are distressed because your patient has joined an online theological discussion group. You fear, perhaps, that his participation will foster a sense of community with other servants of the Enemy as well as providing him with indoctrination in the Enemy’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=86&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #5 &amp; 6: Angry Husband</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/sulphino-5-6-angry-husband/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org Subject: Re: Angry Husband My Dear Sulphino, Wonderful news, indeed! So your patient’s husband lost his temper (what delicate phrases the human fools invent to make their offenses against the Enemy seem more innocuous), said some rather unpleasant things to his wife, and left the house in a huff. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=82&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #5: A Day with the Zealot</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/bitternell-5-a-day-with-the-zealot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org cc: “Lucifer” Lucifer@wormneverdiesorg Subject: A Day with the Zealot My Dear Bitternell, No doubt you are uncomfortably aware that this week won&#8217;t be remembered as one of your finest. Is it really possible that you not only allowed your patient to get a day off work (which means one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=71&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #4: Patient&#8217;s New Spiritual Advisor</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/sulphino-4-patients-new-spiritual-advisor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org Subject: Patient’s New Spiritual Advisor My Dear Sulphino, Interesting. Very interesting, indeed. Your patient has found a friend from church who is willing to offer sympathy, encouragement, and advice about your patient’s marital woes&#8212;and has promised to pray about her situation. Pardon me if I don’t share your concern. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=63&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #4: Church Attendance</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/18/bitternell-4-church-attendance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org Subject: Church Attendance My Dear Bitternell, Your patient’s “de-indoctrination” is proceeding nicely. As for his oversleeping and missing a biology exam…I am glad you were so amused by his distress, but I must say, your interfering with his alarm clock was somewhat pedestrian. Remember that if this sort of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=58&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #3: Marital Conflicts</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/sulphino-3-marital-conflicts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org Subject: Re: Marital Conflicts My Dear Sulphino, That was quite a row between your patient and her husband. Delightful! It was so spectacular, in fact, that I’m afraid it momentarily distracted Glimewad from his duties with the neighbor across street. Fortunately, that particular neighbor is given to spying and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=52&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #3: Philosophical Discussion</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/bitternell-3-philosophical-discussion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org Subject: Re: Philosophical Discussion My Dear Bitternell, Your last correspondence was gratifying. I am delighted to learn that not only does your patient now have a job as Dr. Snyder’s assistant that will keep him quite busy, but that the professor has shown an interest in un-indoctrinating his young [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=48&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sulphino #2: Poetry</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/sulphino-2-poetry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Sulphino” Sulphino@wormneverdies.org Subject: Poetry My Dear Sulphino, So your patient has taken up poetry. You inquired as to whether this interest should be encouraged or not. It depends, my dear cousin, it depends. On one hand, activities and pursuits that inspire your patient to observe more carefully and appreciate the world [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=41&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitternell #2: Busy Schedule</title>
		<link>http://squirmtrap.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/bitternell-2-busy-schedule/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: “Squirmtrap” Squirmtrap@wormneverdies.org To: “Bitternell” Bitternell@wormneverdies.org Subject: Re: Busy Schedule My Dear Bitternell, Regarding your last e-mail&#8230;yes, I am aware that my suggestion to keep your patient’s schedule full is precisely the opposite advice I gave you about a previous patient. If you will remember, your former patient was given to fits of intense melancholy. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=squirmtrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5338711&amp;post=38&amp;subd=squirmtrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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